When I Rule the world
What would you do if you became the ruler of the world?
I mean so many people have tried to do it… conquer the world I mean… the Egyptian, the greek, the roman, the nazi, the corporations… Everyone wants to rule the world. But what would you actually do if you had the power???
I know what I would do if I became ruler of the world.
Call me selfish or crazy but no… my priority would not be stoping wars or ending hunger or combating injustice.
When I rule the world I will abolish school holidays!!! 
Yes you’ve heard me right! And yes I have got my priorities right here… Considering that school holidays are driving me nuts…
You wouldn’t want a bonkers dude for a ruler would you?
After that I would abolish money… yes… money is the second worse evil thing around coming right after religion (which I would of course abolish as well) and would change our monetary system to a worthiness based one. The more you contribute to society the more resources you would get .
Then I would requisition all armies of the world and would go and destroy all opposition… no mercy and no exceptions… Then I’d disband the army. With no more opposition there would be no more wars to fight and with no wars to fight we would need no more army.
Having solved all that I would then go on to solve all the other minor problems of the world (because without money hunger and sickness wouldn’t be a problem anymore. All resources are allocated to who needs them.
That is of course if I survive the first week without being assassinated by the kids that got their holidays canceled, or one of the big money hungry corporations and upper class people, or the church and other religious leaders (remember religion is power) or some crazy genreal that can’t see the world without a war to be fought, or if we don’t became pets or food of some invading alien race because they invaded and we have no army to defend ourselves.
I never said my plan was fool proof… But that”s what I would do if I became the ruler of the world.
What will YOU do when you rule the world???
Comments
Love it!!!
Of course I wouldn’t be stupid enough to rule the world…
LOL!!!!
Not so sure about that boss…
Vic makes a good point there! Only a man would think he could rule the world! lol Mich x
Michelle Twin Mum´s last [type] ..Being a Good Bloggy Friend
not really… there were plenty of women that tried to rule the world too… I just can’t remember any names right now!
Um dude, I dont think your gonna survive that first week without some mega security with all those enemys!
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yeah… I know… got a bit of a pickle in my hands uh… LOL!!!!
When I rule the world, I am going to put all men in to cages that look like flats and then I am going to get a big catalogue so women can choose which man they want to do the dishes, the cleaning, the cooking etc…
PippaD´s last [type] ..Family Fun Days Out on a Budget
Oooooh… you monster!!!
That’s why women will never rule the world…
Although I am afraid they already rule the rulers of the world…
Yeah, I’m not sure how long you’ll last!! Great post!
I am betting not long AT ALL!!
lol
Once news got out of you cancelling school holidays, you’d be toast. shame, cause i quite liked your plan!
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I’ll probably need an army of bodyguards… hummm must rethink my security plan.
LOL!!!
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Interesting priorities there! I’ve often wondered if abolishing money would work but there would always be something to replace it I guess. Don’t think I’d want to rule the world myself, sounds a bit like hard work and I just know I’d forget to do something really important!
Yeah… After reading most comments I don;t think I want too… I’ve heard Pippa has put a price on my head as she is the only one allowed to rule the world…
lol
I bet you’re a liberal aren’t you!
You have noooooo idea…
hehehehehe