This morning I booted up my computer and took a look at my to do list that seems to be as big as my ar right now… Then like a sign from the heavens I saw a twit from Hales saying:

Can you argue with that when you have a review to do that is sitting in you reviews box for quite some time now?!?!?!

It seemed obvious to me as to what one of my priorities for today should be…

In special as it is something that will benefit so many man in the same condition I live in now: (not so)single having no time or patience… or inclination… to spend time taking care of the boring stuff in life like shopping for essential male grooming stuff.

Ladies and gents, It is my pleasure to introduce you to menareuseless.com .

Men Are Useless aim is to give men (and the people who love them) more time to play out, fight sharks, catch baddies, build dens, practise wheelies and hit the heights they deserve.  For around the same price you’d pay in the shops they do your essential toiletry shopping for you, box it up and deliver through your letterbox!

All you have to do is go on the website, choose the type of box (and subscription if you don’t want to worry about ordering it every month) you want and have it arriving in your letterbox every month… hassle free…  with impecable presentation and with some funky stuff like the Moose Head Moose Mud Face Mask which is something I would never even think or imagine I’d use before.

I seriously thought the stuff was going to be brown like… mud brown and not white… and the moment you put it in your face it burns and tingles like crazy… But the results are awesome and you feel your skin very fresh… and… Right… I still didn’t notice the difference… but it is supposed to be good for your skin.

Bloody ingenious!!!! They thought of everything… even to reward the postman to make sure you get an extra special service on the delivery with some yummy sweets!

I absolutely love the reasons they give you to subscribe to their services:

1. Men have better things to do than go shopping for male grooming stuff.
2. Their partners should not be leaned upon to buy their essentials.
3. There are a lot of rubbish toiletries out there that should not be selling in the numbers they are
4. Men with better things to do prefer fewer, better choices.
5. Men should not be walking out their houses smelling like their partner’s bathroom products
6. Busy men should not be worrying about the mundane
7. Male Chromosomes + Shops = misery
8. All men, given some free time, can find a creative use for it
9. Why bother doing the boring stuff – it uses up the time you should be doing rewarding stuff
10. Good grooming essentials should not cost the earth.

Nuff Said???

All the fine toiletries you need to look and smell good but forget to buy, delivered monthly – postage and packaging INCLUDED in the price (from as little as £15)

I have a quick question… Are you as useless as me at the boring Stuff??????