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Unspoken Rules

Posted By on May 13, 2011 in Fun | 0 comments

Here’s one for the ladies… Nope… I’m not posting photos of naked or semi naked men so hold on to your knickers…

I am here today to shed a little isight into some of manhood  unspoken laws that govern every aspect of our lives, for as long as we will have an Other Half to govern it for us… so take note… And PLEASE try not to change them too much or take too much advantage of them (because I know you will learn them and then twist them to your own pleasure… Yeah… I know you do that… :P )

So… pen and paper in hands??? Good… let’s start with lule number one

 

  1. The Bloke’s place is ALWAYS on the wrong: Yes… you heard it right… the real man knows his place… and knows it is going to be on the wrong… so don’t even try to understand what you did wrong… chance is by trying you are already wrong…
  2. Women are always going to be right: No matter how wrong or lost she might be or how much her logic has absolutely no logical fundament do not argue… don’t try wo understand it… it just happens like that
  3. If in any doubt about the above rules please refer to rule number one: Pretty self explanatory this one isn’t it?

For the men reading this post rest assured that if you follow these 3 simple rules you will live a happy and stress free life… OK no you won’t but if you don’t follow them you will be in a lot more trouble than if you did follow them in the first place… so there… I said it! :)

I have tried to break those sacred rules before and believe me… you don’t want to be in so much trouble!!!

If you are single… consider staying like that… then again… If love means you will be miserable for the rest of your life… well… then give me some of that misery any time… :-)

I hope you found this post informative… and if you think any other rule should be added to the roll, please leave it at the in a comments and I’ll make sure I’ll subject it to the Ministry of MEN ;-)

 

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