So… the cuteness that is Emma ( @Spoonfulofvodka ) has tagged me in this Meme and well…

I don’t do Memes much but for one reason or another… I just can’t say no to her can I? 

So… sadies and gentlemen….

A-Z of UrbanVox

• ANORAK…Do you have a sad side?

Ah… the classic question… like every clown I do have a sad face behind the smiley mask… I have a smiley face… or is it yet another mask?

• BODY…What physical attribute would you most like to change?

I’m pretty happy with who I am… Don’t think I’d change much really… apart from maybe losing a few pounds… yeah… that would be good….

• CELEBRITY…Which one would you most like to date and why?

Erm… Celebrities? let me tell you something about celebrities… Remember I covered this year’s London Fashion Week? Well… One of my jobs was photographing Celebs that attended to some of the Fashion Shows… Wanna hear something funny? I have NO IDEA who was who… My editor laughed at me as he pointed me out who to shoot… between the people I shot without knowing were Rihanna, a few MTV presenters, a couple of people from Hollyoaks… yeah… I had no idea who they where… hehehe… does that say how much I care about celebes??

ALTHOUGH… I can definitely confirm I have a HUGE crush on Jewel Staite *sighs* she rocks my world!

• DEBUT …Tell us about your first ever blog post. What made you start blogging?

My blog has had many incarnations… the 1st one was a travel blog narating my adventures in the UK when I first came over from Brazil. I then met the woman that would become my wife… and the blog became a log of my adventures as a dad to be… Then TB was born… The blog became a log of my fatherhood tales… It has since been an escape in times I had no one to open my heart with, it has been the diary of a dad to be twice and the log of a (not so) grown man staring over at 30…

• ERROR …What’s been your biggest regret?

It’s a long story… And a very complicated one… in part I’ll have to refer to this post here. I still wish I could write a few wrongs I did during the 30′s big screw up…

• FUNNY – who’s making you laugh?

My Monkeys make me laugh all the time… Every week they come up with something new… And of course, I can’t forget my twitter friends… they have been cheering me up loads lately… been having a few laughs about peanuts, and stubbornness *cough* *cough* @Spoonfulofvodka *ahem*, fingers & forests…. and other little things… hehehe

• GRAND…If we gave you one right now what would you spend it on?

I want an iPad… then probably would burn the rest with the Monkeys… hehehe

• HOLIDAY… What’s your favourite destination?

Ilha Bela in Brazil… wonderful beaches… loads of nature… my favorite spot in the world…

• IRRITATE… What’s your most annoying habit?

Everyone thinks is annoying when I click my fingers… ah… messing up people’s hair can be annoying too, right?

• JOKER…Whats your favourite joke {the one that makes you laugh everytime you hear it}?

A VERY recent one… hehehehe…

What do you call a Bee that Produces Milk??? A BooBee…

• KENNEL… Do you have any pets?

Got a dog in Brazil that I haven’t seen for ages… my dad spoils her rotten… tut tut tut… lol

• LOVE…Are you single, married, engaged, living with a long term partner?

Single.
Wait… am I still considered single if I am getting divorced? Well… I am all alone and uncalled for… so single… right?

• MEAL… Whats your ultimate starter, main and dessert?

ummmm… Empada… Churrasco… Pavê… yum yum yum

• NOW…If you could be anywhere right now where would you be and who with?

That would be telling more than I can say right now…

• OFF DUTY…What do you do in your spare time?

What’s spare time????? Take pretty pictures I guess… I’ve been learning to play with ropes too…

• PROUD MOMENTS …What are you most proud of?

My Monkeys… my greatest achievement… will always be methinks…

• QUEASY …What turns your stomach?

Not a lot will turn my stomach… ummmm… maybe the yucky yucky song from Baby Jack

• RELAX…How do you relax?

Sex… Sorry… is the only time I ACTUALLY relax…

• SONG…Whats your favourite song of all time?

a VERY disputed position between Creed’s Creep and Sara Mclaham’s Angel…

• TIME …If you could go back in time and relive it again, when would you choose?

The Birth of Alex… my second son… the only one I was there the whole time… I loved to have been the first to hold him as the Midwife helped him out in the floor in the bathroom (after I’d spent hours getting the birthing pool ready…)

• UNKNOWN…Tell us something about yourself that no one else knows?

There is nothing about myself no one else knows… I am not too good at keeping things inside… I’ve been told quite a few times that you can read what goes on in my head just by looking at my face… well…

• VOCAL…. Who is your favourite artist?

my taste in music changes according to the mood I am in… so does my taste in who sings the songs… I am too eclectic to have a favorite artist…

• WORK….. What is your dream job, and are you doing it now?

I do it now… I have always had a vocation for all things creative… I do Photography & Design… so yeah…. I can say I am in my dream job… although I will be truly happy the day I can say I make a living purely out of  doing my thing with Photography…

• XRAY…Any broken bones?

A finger… broke it playing basketball when I was a 18… never quite healed it properly…

• YIKES…What’s been your most embarrassing moment?

That’s the thing… I don’t get embarrassed… I might blush for a second or two… but proper embarrassment… nah…

• ZOO…. If you were an animal, which one would you be?

Everybody wants to be a cat…

 

Right… so… now I need to Tag someone… so… out of the top of my head…. @WeeWifie1981 , @Boaz2 , @MrsTeePot , @ABZQuine , @Livvyssmile … you’re it…