02 Dec

Lucky me…

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Some people are born with thair bottoms pointed to the moon!

Right… If you didn’t understand that statement it means that this sort of people are the luckiest bastards I have ever ever met!!!

Take my brother in law (my sister ‘s husband) for example: the guy came to the UK to stay on a turist visa . Had everything to be deported on site. And they’ve let him in… 3 times… after he overstayed his visa… After that in his court appeal for a visa as my sister’s dependant the home office representative didn’t even show up!

I seem to be a trouble magnet!

I got stopped for half an hour GETTING OUT of France… Having to hear the most stupid questions – with the most logical answers – from the dumbest imigration officers ever! And I’ve been questioned by UK and USA ones before so believe me when I say that is an achievement!!

Did I ilustrate it well enough?

Today my troubles are a lot simpler. For example: I got lost outside the house after taking Tb to school… On what seems to be to me the busiest day off the week! Meaning the perfect start I had yesterday will be wasted!!

So here I am sitting in a crowded train in between free willy (believe me, this guy is HUGE!!! He makes me look thin in comparison… I should take a pic to try and illustrate really) coughing his kitkat bar all over me and surrounding passengers and 2 chatter boxes that don’t seem to understand the term indoors voice (I know I’m loud, but damn!).

Oh… Cool I’ve just miss my stop!!

(10 min later)… and now I’ve just miss my train…

But where was I again???

Ah… My luck… Got the picture???

Does that only happen to me?? Have you had any “I’ve got outta bed with the wrong foot” recently???
If you did PLEASE let me know! You comments would make me feel sooo much better!!!

My station!!!

Zya!!!!

26 Nov

I hate keeping secrets!!!

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And there is a huge reason for that! I am awful in keeping them! (with the excepcion of some that I REALLY am obligated to keep because of ethics etc).

But i am Specially bad in keeping the ones I so so badly want to tell to every one!!!

For example, I REALLY want to tell everyone about the plans for unit 4, the longshop @ abbey mills in Wimbledon.

I really want to tell everyone about a video/photography online exposition I’m working on (that depending on response might actually become a phisical one! Yayyy!).

I really really want to tell everyone about the stuff BO Productions is planning to bring to the UK in 2009 (hint: UK based bloggers will LOVE it!!!)

I really really really want to tell everyone about Crossing Wires (web/cable TBC series), Action Stations (web/cable TBC series) and Lost Keys (short film) that are in phase of pre-production hoping to have them out and about mid 2009.

But I can’t!!!!

Ok… Time to leave the warmth of our local starbucks and go have a lil chat with my business banking manager…

How about you??? How good are you in keeping secrets???

Zya!!!

20 Nov

WTH just happened????

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Disclosure: this is a post written in ranting and raving mode while enfuriated but a huge black guy wanting to find trouble where there was none. If you think that is going to offend you, then DON’T read it you dopstick!!! Otherwise you might actually beneffit from the Reading.

Why is it that some people are always in agressive mode, always trying to start a fight for nothing… For no aparent reason? Or for some stupid reason like the color of your skin!

A huge black guy just threatened to hit me because I gave way to his kid into tb’s school… I GOT OUT OF THE WAY for his kid to pass and he starts screaming: “you f@&£@ idiot, can’t you see where you are going? You think you are better than me? Hey I am talking to you snow white”!

WTF was that all about???

Don’t take me wrong, I am no racist!
Far from it, my grandmother was black for goodness sake! And so are some of my bestest of friends!!

But why is it that some black guys (and girls) are always so hyped with some hidden meaning in the actions of white people? Or even some of their own really… Genocide happens every day in Africa because the tone of black is someone’s skin is different than the other…

I am not saying that this doesn’t happen with White, yellow or red people, we have huge amounts of historical proof that it does, but seriously… Can’t we just get along???
And for goodness sake, can’t these troublemakers please cut the crap???
Slavery was abolished more than a 100 years ago!!! Time to turn off hatred and defencive/agressive mode and learn to live in civilization!!!!

And some “offended parts” need to learn to ignore these abuses in order to keep the peace.

Yes I walked away!!!

That seemed to enfuriate the guy even more, but I am not gonna waste my time in things that are not worth wasting my time on… Plus your kid’s school is no place to start a fight but some assholes don’t really think like that do they?

So boo ha for you mister I am bigger than a wardrobe and I am talking to you!

As my mother used to say, what comes from beneat doesn’t reach me… (unless it is a well put kick or punch… Got one of those from tb today.. That area is still sore!!)

Gonna hit the swimming pool now! Unwind…

Zya later crockodiles!!

19 Nov

Just a quick observation…

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Is it a reference to little Britain’s fat fighters that virgin active in colliers wood is based at battle close????

Hehehe

17 Nov

Monday morning, shut the door baby don’t say a word!

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Ok… If you know the lyrics of the Sugar Ray song it actually says every morning instead of Monday morning… But at this precise moment it is conveying my feelings about monday mornings so shut up babe don’t say a word!!! ;P

This post will be a quick one… I just want to make some points and if I am wrong, PLEASE correct me!!!

So my dissertation today is on the subject: mondays suck big time!

Ready to start? Let’s go!!!

To make my point I will list my points here, and if you find more positive facts that I can find negative then I will not hate Mondays for the rest of the month! Ah… Consider also that it is still 10am so a lot can happen still!!!

Let’s rock then!

- I fell asleep at 4am(ish)! Turned all night in bed, mind racing with all and everything, heater was off but the house was an oven feeling pain in all my limbs… Got woken up at 6:30am… Still feeling exhausted! I think I’m getting old!

- I’m getting old!!! And granpier by the day!!

- it is flippin cold!!!

- get Tb ready for school wasn’T as hard as usual but… Ok, scrap that one, after he had his shower he was actually quite good to deal with!

- left the car to get fixed again!!! I am afraid of how much it is going to cost to get it repaired!!!

- got clients that need to pay me but are giving me a run for my money! Why can’t they just do it!!! Latest excuse was: I “forgot” to feposit the money! Grrrrr!

- The council tax people didn’t take the money from the account AGAIN and now and now we’re in trouble again! What’s their problem I don’t know money was there to be taken and I had to set up this bloody dd 3 times already!!! Ah and I gotta sort that today!

- Hsbc people gave me the wrong statements! Can’t they just listen to me once????

- Got more stuff to do today than I could phisically manage… What’s new there tho…

- did I say that it is flipping cold today??

- my vanilla latte is now cold!!

- I am exhausted… And the week didn’t even begin yet…

- today is Monday… Need I say more???

Ok… I can’t think of anything else…

So please give mr a reason not to hate Mondays… Well at least for the rest of the month!!! Hehehe…

Ah… And don’t come with the you still have your health argument… I’m not sure that one will work very well as I have sintoms of severe stress… Last time I had it it landed me in a hospital for a week…

Me not likes hospitals!!!

WTF happened to me??? I used to be the mosy positive person I know… Right now… Well… I don’t seem able to see the light…

I hate that!!!!

Loads to do… Enough processtination… And my thumb is hurting…

Zya!