25 Aug

The one where I’m on about #boobieweds

Written by UrbanVox 16 Comments

I am a boob lover.

There I said it. There is no reason to hide it, and lets face it… what man doesn’t like a nice pair of boobs?

This weeks gallery post is all about a picture of something we are proud of.

This week I am proud to be counted in the numbers of some awesome gals (and a few guys) that will be getting their boobs (and moobs) out for #boobieweds to help raise awareness for breast self examination.

Did you know that 1 in 9 women will get breast cancer at some point in their lives, and at least at a third of women will not self-check their breasts. Early diagnosis is essential in treating breast cancer, and that’s where monthly self-checks come in.

That is so not what I had planned for my gallery post today, but Mrs.TeaPot inspired me with her post and so here I am.

And I am not stoping there… I am inviting you to do the same and show some love for boobs all over the place… And you guys should do the same, yes… dudes have breast tissue too (about 290 men get diagnosed with breast cancer each year in the UK and about half doesn’t survive because he wasn’t diagnosed in time).

Get the out and proud like they did and get them out there and proud! Write a blog post and show your support, change your Twitter Avatar for today (wednesday), or if yu are too shy to do that, just GET THE WORD OUT THERE!!!

(All boobs shows down here are being used with the authorization of their owners and are linking to their respective Twitter accounts and blog posts)

If you decide to go for it and get your boobs (or moobs) out for self examination come back here and add your blog (or twitter account???) to the Linky thing bellow and lets have a super #boobieweds festival!

Have fun!!!!!

25 Jun

The One Where I Talk About Boobs and Milk

Written by UrbanVox 6 Comments

We try to be good parents and some times we go through extensive lengths to try and do things right… well The Wife does it and I follow… almost always…

You see… I disagree with more than half of the little rules modern British policy makers lay about (and change every other day). I think my faith in them completely collapsed when the TB got diagnosed with a little cold when he had a serious chest infection… Worse… the doctor “diagnosed” the cold by ignoring everything I said and refusing to even hearing TB’s chest…

Well… that’s not what that post is supposed to be about and I am cutting the subject short before I go on a rant! I am sure there are some good doctors around… I just haven’t met any yet…

Today I’m here to talk about what I consider rule number one when it comes to looking after the little ones. BREASTFEEDING

The wife is running today a Breastfeeding awareness day carnival and asked me to write giving a male point of view on the topic and I am happy so say I am an expert on the subject having “breastfed” both of our sons… no… I have no boobs but I did feed them breast milk whilst holding them close to my chest… of course… using a bottle (I feel like I need to clarify that before people pics on tachnicalities… learned that with the VagPot incident lol) .

I am also a specialist on boobs but I suppose that is irrelevant to the case I am trying to hold here….

I could talk about all the benefits to growth and intelligence and comfort and self-confidence that are a result of boobfeeding… But I will leave that to the other wonderful ladies blogging about it today.

I will focus on the male perspective… and I am afraid to say that I can describe it in 2 words: Bloody Scary…

If not scary at least uncomfortable…

Women… Point me one man that doesn’t turn his eye on other direction or lowers his sight when you breastfeed in his presence. Well… I don’t count… I’ve been indoctrinated… I’ve had to hold TB against the wife’s breast to be breastfed and had to use one of her Philips Machine thing to “express milk” (I was… AM holding so hard not to make any references to milking the cow… But after reading her review on the Philims Automatic Milk Expressin MAchine thingy I feel empowered to use the expression Milking… I am rambling about again ain’t I?? What can I say? I get easily distracted… )

Where did I stop… yeah… Bloody scary…

Who doesn’t like boobs? If you are a guy be honest with me… Whenever there is one out (that does not have a baby attached to it) you will glance, stare… Admit it… you will at least take a quick pick if you can… but at the sight of a breastfeeding woman most dudes coward.

I suppose you expect me to say why now right?? Well… I won’t… We have few secrets enough as it is… you gurls know us inside out… Happy?

I’m the one feeding Mr. A during the day as The Wife is back to work and I have regained especial respect for women that take this ask at hands. It can be boring… frustrating and tiring some times, but it is also an awesome bonding experience.

And you know what??? Ignore disproving glances if you have to do it in public: There is no better way to show love to your baby!!

I have no other thing to say to you but CONGRATULATIONS!!! You truly are super mums!!

zya!

PS: and kudos to you too full time dads!

PS2: go visit the festival thingy and read the other blogs here: http://www.glowstars.net

PS3: I want to know your point of view!!! Comment, share, twit about it! Do something!

03 Nov

Whos Boobs? Brook’s Boobs????

Written by UrbanVox 0 Comments

You have got to be kidding!!!

Apparently the TFL’s bosses have something against Kelly Brook’s boobs. The posters for the new Cast of of the play Calendar Girls featuring the actress’ 32E cleavage covered by cherry-topped pastries had to be re-drawn 3 times because the buns she is holding weren’t big enough to “cover her modesty”.

Forget the fact that in every other promotional picture that can be found all over the place (including at the escalators of a few tube stations) smaller buns can be seen in the same pose.

When asked by the London Lite about the poster a TFL spokesman said they just asked that “a few tweaks” were made to it to ensure their ad complide with their [TFL] police.

Here between you and me… the “few tweaks” only made it look as if she’s splatted the buns on her boobs… yum yum… (LOL)

zya!

23 Jul

Potty Head Me

Written by UrbanVox 3 Comments

So… Am I the only one who thinks Emma Watson is kinda hot!?!?!?!

Sure, by all means she is NOT top model material (even though she seems to be on the cover of every other magazine these days) but you gotta admit she has gone a long way since Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone in 2001 and it was just a matter of time for things like that to start emerging all over the internet. Nice boobies by the way…

Nope… I am not following a trend… I have said time and time again that she has that “girl next door (ish) characteristic about herself that makes her quite what’s the word??? Attractive?!?!?

The fact is that we all have that little Voyeur thing deep inside, and if you tell me you don’t than I am sorry to have to tell you you are a VERY WEIRD person.

Mate… That is part of being a member of the human race… And if you are about to condemn me for that (I’ve been told to “gt a hold on myself” when I commented on my Vlog that she is HAWT…) … well… so be it because we are all doomed then.

Now… what prompted that post again?!?!?

Ah… yeah.. Now I remember… I’ve just seen Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince… Dude… Good job I like the series anyways because compared to the book the film is RUBBISH!!

OK… Not THAT bad… but it kinda makes you feel like they left out SO MANY things out… like for example Harry being paralyzed as Snape kills Dumbledore. And there is no fight AT ALL between the DA and the Death Eaters when they infiltrate Hogwarts…

RUBBISH!!!

Watchable rubbish… but hey…If you haven’t read the books you might even like it… I which case I am REALLY sorry for the spoilers…

Zya!