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03 Nov

Whos Boobs? Brook’s Boobs????

Written by UrbanVox 0 Comments

You have got to be kidding!!! :)

Apparently the TFL’s bosses have something against Kelly Brook’s boobs. The posters for the new Cast of of the play Calendar Girls featuring the actress’ 32E cleavage covered by cherry-topped pastries had to be re-drawn 3 times because the buns she is holding weren’t big enough to “cover her modesty”.

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Forget the fact that in every other promotional picture that can be found all over the place (including at the escalators of a few tube stations) smaller buns can be seen in the same pose.

When asked by the London Lite about the poster a TFL spokesman said they just asked that “a few tweaks” were made to it to ensure their ad complide with their [TFL] police.

Here between you and me… the “few tweaks” only made it look as if she’s splatted the buns on her boobs… yum yum… (LOL)

zya!

06 Oct

My Wife’s an Addict…

Written by UrbanVox 3 Comments

… To video games… Yup… you’ve heard it right… She’s hooked!

Once Upon a time I got an XBox 360 for my b'day... now Vic and TB have taken over! :(

Once Upon a time I got an XBox 360 for my b'day... now Vic and TB have taken over! :(

Her excuse is that TB MAKES her play the games for with him.

hummm that sort of explains the time and more time she devotes endures playing Lego’s Bionicle Heroes game after the TB has gone to bed… She does it “so TB has more bonus levels to play…” Poor thing…

yeah right… lol!

Bionicles... as the drug of choice! lol

Bionicles... as the drug of choice! lol

This morning they both woke up sick… TB throwing up and Vic well… lets say she can;t stay away from the toilet for more than 15 minutes at the time… so to recuperate they are both siting playing bionicle on the sofa… or should I say… Vic’s playing and TB is singing to the Sound Track siting beside her while he watches her play… hehehe

As I said… I USED to have an XBox! :)

huahuahua… I have to laugh at the conversation I’ve just heard:

TB – “My turn my turn!!”

Vic – “hang on a moment, we need to get all the pieces”

TB – “But you are gonna take for aaaaages!”

Vic – “But WE are gonna win!!!!”

I rest my case!! ;)

On another note…

I am shocked!!!! Absolutely and completely shocked!! See? That is why I say that shops like Primark and TK-Max are lil branches of hell… well… that and the obvious reasons… watch this article from the BBC website and you will know what I am talking about! I think they have achieved a new low… with all the problems with gangs and knife crimes they sell a jacket that already comes with a knife!?!?! WTF…

yet another note…

yesterday was Cinthia’s pan-tea party (or something like that… I think the idea was getting frinds together to say bye bue to her single life… but not many friends went… something to do with the fact that she has decided to cancel the wedding party here in the UK after half of them had already bought dresses etc etc etc… Well I am not going to comment much on it as I am quite sure Vic will… lol… but let’s say she’s got what she deserved (see photo bellow)… am I too evil??? nah… :)

huahuahuahuahua

Note to self…

Never ever ever go to Chiquito’s Mexican Food again!!! Fajitas were not the best… Margaritas were still the worst and I spent the whole of Sunday with the weight in my stomach… since 3am (wen to take mum and Chris to the airport for their Brazil Expedition…)

and one to yourself…

were you thinking about watching Linha de Passe the newest Walter Salles jewel (The Motorcycle Diaries and Foreign Land)? If your taste is anything like mine… or Vic’s… well don’t bother…

That’s all for now folks…

zya!

PS: It’s Mondayyyyy!!! saaaaave meeeeeeee!!!!!!

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